Friday, 14 February 2014
A Valentine’s Recipe
Ingredients
2 kindred spirits
Cup of heightened expectations
A dash of pressure
300g of forgetfulness
A bathtub
250 litres of warm soapy water
Approx. 8 candles/tealights (or matches stuck in bread if
you’re really struggling)
Method
- Run warm water into the bathtub directly from the tap. Don’t forget to add the bubbles for extra luxuriance.
- Arrange candles around the bathroom for romantic lighting, light candles once bath has been run.
- Switch off light and bump into toilet, as bathroom is now too dark.
- Call your loved one seductively. As you wait, stand awkwardly, naked.
- Do best jazz hands as your loved one enters the room.
- Place both partners in the bath tub.
- Spend first 5 minutes jostling for position.
- Proceed to soak until softened, and slightly wrinkled.
MBS x
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